Top cast:William E. Shay,Mary Pickford,J. Farrell MacDonald
Director:J.C. Chandor
Genre:Documentary
Region:Thailand
Year:2022
Storyline:DeVriess: You, uh, saw yourself on a carrier, or a battleship, no doubt.Keith: Yes sir, I had hoped that ---DeVriess: Well, I onlyhopethat you""re good enough for theCaine.Keith: I shall try to be worthy of this assignment, sir.DeVriess: She""s not a battleship or a carrier; theCaineis a beaten-up tub.After 18 months of combat, it takes 24 hours a day just to keep her in one piece.Keith was assigned to follow the smooth-talking, sarcastic Lt.Keefer for a tour of the obsolete and "beaten-up" tub.Although heCainehad been designed to be a minesweeper, it hadn""t been used to sweep mines in a year and a half:The first thing you""ve got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots.The vault was dragged out through a hole blasted in the outer wall, by a chain attached to a whirring Blackhawk helicopter above.It""s the new law...You""re gypsies.Foreigners."Gypsy: "If the others can enter, why can""t we?"Royal Guard: "They are Frenchmen.You are gypsies.Foreigners."Gypsy: "Foreigners! You came yesterday.We come today."The gypsy rightfully pointed out the discrepancy that in earlier waves of immigration, the current Frenchmen were once he foreigners.Envoy Extraordinary arrives Thursday, 5:20 pm with full power.Your authority cancelled herewith.Razinin.To insure that their decadence will not be detected - possibly sending them off to Siberia, Iranoff orders the hotel desk to move their things to the "smallest" room in the hotel, and to prepare the royal suite for the Russian envoy.