Top cast:Kurt Russell,Zoë Bell,Rosario Dawson
Director:J. Stuart Blackton&James Young
Genre:Crime
Region:Vietnam
Year:2024
Storyline:He was later rescued, unpetrified and healed by spacy, pale friend Luna Lovegood (Evanna Lynch) after she detected him with her SpectreSpecs.Hunt then retrieved the disk Krieger had discarded, the real NOC list, and entrusted it to Luther for safe-keeping, to prevent it from getting out "in the open.He was beaten down by dominant alpha male chimp, Rocket (Terry Notary), who ripped off his red sweater and intimidated him, until both beasts were put down by Dodge with tranquilizers.They must be punished, Jason, for what they did to you.For what they did to me.Kill for mother."He left the scene with the machete in hand.Crystal Lake in the "Present Day" (approx.20 years later?)A group of five backpacking eens (including two couples) were hiking in the woods near Crystal Lake:smart and pretty Whitney Miller (Amanda Righetti)Whitney""s boyfriend Mike (Nick Mennell)Richie (Ben Feldman)Richie""s sexy girlfriend Amanda (America Olivo)nerdy dweeb Wade (Jonathan Sadowski) with a GPS receiverThey were there searching for a secret, growing cash crop of marijuana, but couldn""t locate it.Deadpool was dropped off in the middle of a bridge, where he couldn""t pay his cab fare of $27.50, but offered a "high five" instead.While waiting there, Deadpool spoke to the audience, breaking the fourth wall: "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can""t tell you, but it does rhyme withPulverine.