He""s not exactly king material." The group followed Artie up a trail to the abode of Artie""s retired, bearded and elderly magic teacher Merlin (voice of Eric Idle).He then found himself in an out-of-control moving elevator "going down." When the doors opened, he was in an opulent, open-air Oriental dojo (a formal training area) and dressed in his martial-arts outfit.However impressive it was, Dr.Evil preferred to speak of his own latest plan, describing the tale of a gold-loving Holland Dutchman in 1972 named Johann Van Der Smut, also named Goldmember: "He lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident - hence the name Goldmember.Gandalf sent Radagast away in order to take a message to Lady Galadriel, to warn her and force Sauron to reveal himself: "Tell her we must force his hand," while he would enter he castle alone with his sword drawn, knowing full-well that it was a trap.I have it all picked out on the 28th floor." Upon his return, Hally will "still be in the saloon business" even though Prohibition may soon become law.