Children of the night.What mu-u-u-sic they make.When he follows Dracula up through the unbroken spider web that spans the width of the staircase, he must use his cane to cut his way through.Jackson P.Sayer (Carmen Filpi).During his wild rantings o his fellow "pilgrim," he spoke of the end of the world:"Apocalypse, end of the world, Armageddon.Just when they are about to reach the top before dark, a tribe of gorillas begins to hurl huge boulders down on them from above.(He casts his speech away behind him.)But I am gonna tell you a story.It""s a funny story so get ready to laugh....Get ready to bust your sides laughin"", ""cause it""s sure a funny story.It""s about a hick.A hick like you, if you please.Yeah, like you.He grew up on the dirt roads and the gully washes of a farm.He knew what it was to get up before dawn and get feed and slop and milk before breakfast, and then set out before sunup and walk six miles to a one-room, slab-sided schoolhouse.The three films in the series were notable, in that each one earned more than its predecessor.With lots of cameos from major stars, including Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, Steven Spielberg, Quincy Jones, Britney Spears, Katie Couric, the entire Osbourne family, John Travolta, and Burt Bacharach, and more.