《》Storyline
" He introduces his new exuberantly healthy American wife, the film""sfemme fataleto Johnny, in one of filmdom""s best-known film entrances:Mundson: Gilda, are you decent?Gilda: Me? (She gives a long, sensual look at Johnny, and pulls up one side of her strapless dress) Sure, I""m decent.Kili struggled and was able to reach the portcullis release to open the sluice gate - and the Dwarves ("barrel-riders") proceeded down the white-water rapids in the barrels.Meanwhile Dr.Evil and Mini-Me were launched to the moon in a phallic-shaped rocket to install the giant laser at his Moon Base.He calmly narrated his own story posthumously (a laJoe Gillis fromSunset Boulevard (1950)).Throughout the film, he was unable o speak his mind or actually feel much of anything.There were a number of instances of obscenities, drug dealing and drug use, implied masturbation, child-abuse, voyeurism, two brief female opless nudity of high school teens, statutory rape, a homosexual kiss, and adultery, with a violent climactic ending.Within one of the cemetery""s deep caves, they located the grave of missing conquistador Francisco de Orellana and six others - and here, they found the "unbelievable" crystal skull hidden by Oxley - "a single piece of seamless quartz" with magnetic properties.