Top cast:Kevin Hart,Gugu Mbatha-Raw,Sam Worthington
Director:Christophe Gans
Genre:Music
Region:Algeria
Year:2001
Storyline:You look like a training poster from the narc squad." As Lou was leaving the bar, Fred described Lou for Dave in one sentence - he was an old-time, small-time former mobster whose time had passed:"He used to run numbers for the dinosaurs." Sparrow""s longtime crew-member Joshamee Gibbs (Kevin R.McNally) was mistaken as Sparrow.In disguise as a judge (after binding and gagging the real judge), Sparrow appeared in the court as Justice Smith and presided - he commuted Gibbs"" sentence and ordered him to be imprisoned for life.To harvest Syrena""s tears, the pirate suggested torture to force her to cry from pain.Seeing that Philip fancied Syrena, he commanded his Quarter Master to kill Philip - to cause Syrena to cry, but the plan failed.The adventurers vainly seek to be ""delivered"" from the evil in their own hearts, and as in typical horror films, confront other-worldly forces in the deep woods.Tim Miller, 108 minutesFilm Plot SummaryThe opening credits sequence, during a tracking shot over a freeze-frame of a highly-magnified car-crash (the film""s first major set-piece), spoofed superhero films, with bogus credited items (written from the title character""s perspective) such as:Some Douchebag""s FilmStarring God""s Perfect IdiotA Hot ChickA British VillainThe Comic ReliefA Moody TeenA CGI CharacterA Gratuitous CameoProduced By AsshatsWritten By The Real Heroes HereDirected By An Overpaid ToolIn the opening scene, costumed Deadpool/Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) rode in the back of a NYC cab.