Top cast:Arthur V. Johnson,Dell Henderson,Kate Bruce
Director:Chad Stahelski
Genre:Short
Region:Denmark
Year:2007
Storyline:The subversive and irreverent film deliberately skewered gullible theatrical investors - oversexed, preyed-upon old ladies treated as sex objects, offensive and tasteless art that entertained middle-class audiences and could make millions hrough fraudulent, nebbish accountant tricks, the flamboyant gays in Broadway productions, counter-cultural hippie flower-children, and busty dumb-blonde Swedes.(Meanwhile, inside theNarada, Kirk located Captain Pike and rescued him.) From two different target locations, Kirk, Pike, and Spock were beamed into theEnterprise, as Spock""s spaceship collided with theNaradaand ignited the ship""s stockpile of "red matter" - both ships were disintegrating and a black hole was created.Immediately, Barbossa sought out shaven-headed witch Shansa (Golshifteh Farahani), who warned him that he should leave his pirate life to save himself: "The dead have taken command of the sea" - she specified hat the ""dead"" were searching for Jack Sparrow.Imaginatively staged, the voices of men investigating the ship are heard.They rove around the deck (the camera follows their wanderings) and find he entire crew on the derelict vessel dead: "The Captain dead, ied to the wheel.