The science of speech.That""s my profession, also my hobby.Anyone can spot an Irishman or a Yorkshireman by his brogue, but I can place a man within six miles.I can place him within two miles in London.Sometimes within two streets." And he brutally criticizes Eliza""s ugly "detestable boo-hooing" and crude pronunciations:A woman who utters such disgusting and depressing noise has no right to be anywhere, no right to live.Dr.Zaius arrived at the house, as Brent and Nova scurried to hide, to discuss "headstrong" Zira and her "bad behavior at the meeting.He wonders: "That, uh, practically, uh, eliminates everything but ham and eggs...No ham." He is forced to order two four-minute eggs in a cup, white bread, and milk.He mutters:I don""t know why I ever come in here - The flies get the best of everything.On Stage 6 at Esoteric Studios, his niece Gloria Jean (Gloria Jean playing herself) is doing a test shoot, performing "Estrella.He misunderstood and thought they were romantically-involved, although the male was just removing pollen from her face.