"""Dr.Agon: (chuckling] "Oh, yes.Those are the charmed substances that some years ago were thought to contain life-preserving properties.In the background, gothic-sounding organ plays Purcell""s ""Elegy on he Death of Queen Mary"" - a funereal dirge.You""ve won.(he chuckled, then walked forward) He""s yours." As he handed over the baby, he stabbed a cluster of large hypodermic needles (filled with corrosive chemicals or tranquilizers) into Michael""s neck, and injected him, but there was no effect.You come back to work on the paper, and if we find we can""t get along in a friendly fashion, we""ll get married again.The excited guests break into song to honor he fearless Captain, the trademark "Hooray for Captain Spaulding" production number.