" She was carrying a champagne bottle and a large chrome-plated pair of tongs.One scene later, she was astride him, squeezing his nipples with the long tongs, and asking her cross-dressed teacher wearing a lacy purple mesh teddy: "Daddy wants it hard?!.[Note: Bard was soon revealed to be a descendant of the original lord of Dale.Later, he vowed to protect his family from harm brought by the dragon.He had secretly kept the last Black Arrow in case Smaug awakened and attacked Lake-town again.]Thorin feared that time was running out -- "Tomorrow begins the last days of autumn.Durin""s Day falls the morn after next.We must reach the mountain before then." He and the other Dwarves scoffed when Bard delivered a satchel of makeshift weapons inadequate for their quest.Matt is assured that someday his initial will be added to balance the design - if he earns it:Matt: I see a ""D"" for Dunson, but my name""s Matthew.The innocent girl was ill-prepared for inhospitable and harsh western ranch life - nothing was what she had imagined.