I""ve ried all the major religions and most of the minor ones.I""ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan.I know things.For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball.When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance.(sigh) But it just didn""t work out between us.The Lord laid too much guilt on me.I prefer metaphysics o theology.[Note: Actually, there are only 59 beads in a Catholic rosary, but there are 108 beads in a Buddhist rosary.His feelings and pride were hurt by favoritism:I was first bugler for two years.The top-kick had a friend who transferred in from another outfit.The next day, he was made first bugler over me.I was a better bugler...Maybe it ain""t sensible, but that""s the reason.The insecure Captain, the regimental boxing coach, ""pulled a few strings"" to get Prewitt transferred to Company "G".The talking Evil Trees were dropped like parachuting bombs, and landed with others in the Rodeo Drive area of the kingdom to pillage the area.Watching the attack on a video monitor, Janice alerted 911, as Foley ducked onto a moving carousel ride, but soon found himself surrounded by armed guards.