So, come on, folks..."):Hey! Hey, Lord? Can you hear me up there, Jesus? You didn't think we'd forget your birthday, did you, boy? There you are, Jesus.On he day after Thanksgiving, while dressing up in his own authentic 'Santa Claus' costume in the Macy's employees locker room, Kris met another worker, impressionable 17 year-old Alfred (Alvin Greenman) from Brooklyn, who was a janitor at the store.He bets his truck against Mike's Caddy.Mike recklessly speeds and drag races the big rig on the narrow road and wins the friendly bet, but declines to accept Nick's truck.22 year-old Presley starred in his own cautionary origin story - beginning his public life as a cocky, troubled, self-centered, and quick-tempered Vince Everett, who was serving a one to ten-year jail sentence for accidental manslaughter.(He holds up his right hand - and it is steady without shaking)Bart: Steady as a rock.The Waco Kid: Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.(His left hand shakes wildly)In an underplayed interlude, the Waco Kid reminisces about his 'ancient history' and how he turned to drinking: "Oh, well, it got so that every pissin' prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid.