The film""s main focus was a quadrangular love story between unequals: a conflicted 42 year-old divorced TV comedy writer, an optimistic 17 year-old prep-school sweetheart, a flighty, vascillating and intellectually-neurotic and cynical divorced female journalist, and a university literature teacher and cheating husband.Ferdinand pressured he "extremely gullible" Babe into performing a secret mission for him, as the Narrator described:"When embarking on an audacious crime, a duck needs a willing accomplice.[Gregorovitch once had in his possession the most powerful Elder Wand, one of the three Deathly Hallows.But I am no hero.And yeah, technically, this is a murder.But some of the best love stories start with a murder.And that""s exactly what this is: a love story.And to tell it right, I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.Wade Wilson was portrayed as a NYC mercenary-for-hire (an ex-Canadian Special Forces operative), who threatened a pizza delivery man named Jeremy Garrett (Style Dayne) to stop stalking a teenaged girl named Meghan Orlovsky (Taylor Hickson).