" Luke believed he had to stay and confront Vader, because there was good in him: "He won""t turn me over to the Emperor." Even the Pentagon predictably denied there was such a ship.To get her story into the paper, Lois leaked her story online to one of her contacts, notorious Internet blogger Glen Woodburn (Chad Krowchuk).She asked him about the best place to store his "jock itch" spray powder, and stashed one of his sweaters in a closet, where the board game PROBE was conspicuously hidden.He misunderstood and thought they were romantically-involved, although the male was just removing pollen from her face.