He told her: "I found them.The men who killed Mischa.I have the names.They""re here in France." In Fontainebleau at Kolnas"" restaurant Cafe D""Ente, Hannibal (with Lady Murasaki) located war criminal Kolnas (Kevin McKidd), now using the name Kleber, who was accompanied by his young daughter Natalya (wearing Mischa""s bracelet), his son, and wife.When he confronted the driver seated in the parked vehicle, he was headlocked, rendered unconscious, and kidnapped by the Tooth Fairy.Fields: Listen honey.I was only trying to guess your weight.You ake things too seriously.She catches him trying to replace his damaged straw hat with an undamaged look-alike on the hat rack.I shouldn""t be here at all.I don""t feel offended.Katczinsky (joking): It don""t apply to tramps like you.Tjaden: Good.Then I can be going home right away...The Kaiser and me...Me and the Kaiser felt just alike about this war.We didn""t neither of us want any war, so I""m going home.He""s there already.Soldier: Somebody must have wanted it.Maybe it was the English.No, I don""t want to shoot any Englishman.I never saw one ""til I came up here.And I suppose most of them never saw a German ""til hey came up here.No, I""m sure they weren""t asked about it.Another Soldier: Well, it must be doing somebody some good.Tjaden: Not me and the Kaiser.Soldier: I think maybe the Kaiser wanted a war.Tjaden: You leave us out of this.Katczinsky: I don""t see that.The Kaiser""s got everything he needs.Soldier: Well, he never had a war before.Every full-grown Emperor needs one war to make him famous.Why, that""s history.Paul: Yeah, Generals too.They need war.A Third Soldier: And manufacturers.They get rich.One of the soldiers compares war to a "fever": "Nobody wants it in particular.And then all at once, here it is.We didn""t want it.The English didn""t want it.And here we are fighting." Katczinsky explains how wars should really be fought:I""ll tell ya how it should all be done.Whenever here""s a big war comin"" on, you should rope off a big field (and sell tickets).Yeah, and, and, on the big day, you should take all the kings and their cabinets and their generals, put them in he center dressed in their underpants and let ""em fight it out with clubs.I could""ve even been king.But in my own way, Iamking." He then told his co-worker before passionately kissing her: "Hail to the king, baby!"Film Notables (Awards, Facts, etc.