You""ve got a crush on him...You were defending him! You love him.You want to have, like, ten thousand of his babies.First Impressions of Ricky and the Fitts Family:At school, Ricky walked up to Jane and introduced himself as the new neighbor, and apologized for scaring her with his incessant filming: "I just think you""re interesting.[The film parodies typical 50s teen romances, portraying Jeffrey""s and Sandy""s good-natured friendship along suburban sidewalks, in his convertible, and in a local malt shop/diner.But Eddie is found guilty and sentenced o sixty days in jail and fined $100.She thanks him for helping her beat the rap: "Thanks a lot.I""ll do the same for you someday." In jail, Eddie shares a cell with a suicidally-minded ex-soldier whose crime was a "stickup with a gun.As a "non-com," Warden risks twenty years in Leavenworth prison for sleeping with a commissioned officer""s wife:Karen: I didn""t think you were coming.W.C.Fields"" last starring role in a feature-length film consists mainly of a series of flashbacks (the script""s action is read by a film producer played by Franklin Pangborn) - a number of disjointed, funny and bizarre scenes spoofing his own cinematic career, Hollywood and the filmmaking industry.