They traded barbed quips at each other:Maria: Whenever I start to tell a story, you finish it.If I go on a diet, you lose the weight.If I have a cold, you cough.And if we should ever have a baby, I""m not so sure I""d be the mother.Joseph:I""m satisfied o be the father.[Note: Joseph""s line surprisingly passed through the censorship board at the time.]Mr.Dobosh complained that Bronski""s Hitler portrayal and his unbelievable costuming were unsatisfactory, and then told off the make-up man (Armand ""Curly"" Wright) - "It""s not convincing.The sheriff, the doctor, the engineer...." It would be the perfect and exclusive ""human interest"" story involving grieving parents and a wife that he had always wanted to generate a media frenzy - to catapult him back into importance.I""m having hysterics.I""m hysterical.I can""t stop.When I get like this, I can""t stop.I""m hysterical."To ease Leo""s frazzled nerves, Max threw a cup of cold water at him:I""m wet! I""m wet! I""m hysterical and I""m wet!I""m in pain and I""m wet, and I""m still hysterical.Laura responds: "You have the most peculiar ideas of relaxation," and later tells him: "Now you get on with your ol"" puzzle and leave me in peace.