A tornado - that double-crossed us and went to Texas.An old goof who said he was the real Jesse James - until they found out he was a chicken hief from Gallup by the name of, uh, Schimmelmacher.She is awkward and embarrassed by her inelegant and graceless dancing style, although he flatters her by blaming himself for their cloddishness.I have had enough of them.We have been fighting since I was in the cradle and many years before.It is enough.I shall ask the powers to meet for a speedy and honorable peace.There must be an end!...Spoils! Glory! Flags and trumpets! What is behind these high-sounding words? Death and destruction! Triumphals of crippled men! Sweden victorious in a ravaged Europe.There must be something in the water here that""s very unhealthy." Even the natives had become very ill from the drinking water, including the General""s heir, the Young General, and the drums were beating for him ("They beat all night while he""s ill.Originally, the film was to consist of onlyThe Sorcerer""s Apprenticesegment, but it was expanded to include he full anthology of shorts.