Startin"" o think how embarrassin"" it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh...I want a new life, all over from the very beginning.A perfectly glorious, free adventurous life.Following his retirement in the "half-baked" midwestern town of Zenith, his vain, selfish and shallow wife finally states that she has finished putting in two decades of social-climbing service (and pampered society life) to maintain a home and family for her heavily career-focused, down-to-earth industrialist husband.His first words after getting up are:Why didn""t I think of that parachute? What a bump!He startles an attractive girl, a Russian expatriate, he lovely, nubile and virginal Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin (Susan Miller), who""s never met or seen a man before.Certain friends of yours were named also.Oh, nobody can prove anything about anybody as usual, but I""m warning you, little Alex, being a good friend o you as always, the one man in this sore and sick community who wants to save you from yourself.