There""s nothing in history books.There are no pictures on stamps or money."Miles: "Yes, he actually was President of the United States.But I know that whenever he used to leave the White House, the Secret Service used to count the silverware.Everybody drives me crazy.Marty is frustrated by his Italian Catholic mother, Mrs.Theresa Piletti (Esther Minciotti).She drives him crazy over his date-lessness and lack of prospects for marriage: "My mother, boy, she drives me crazy.Lois protested the newspaper""s latest format (tabloid-sized), with its most recent headline -- "IS SUPERMAN DEAD?" As she stormed out, she seized Superman""s cape from the desk: "And you certainly have no right to this.After being slapped back, Joey strikes Jake a few times with his bare fist, and the boxer""s cuts start opening up, spattering his face with blood.In an admitting area, the prisoners meet Mr.Samuel Norton (Bob Gunton), the self-righteous, Bible-carrying Warden:You are convicted felons.That""s why they sent you o me.Rule Number One: No blasphemy.I""ll not have the Lord""s name taken in vain in my prison.The other rules you""ll figure out as you go along.Hadley cusses right into the face of a disrespectful prisoner who has asked: "When do we eat?" The guard inhumanely jabs his baton into he gut of the man ("you maggot-dick motherf--ker!").