However impressive it was, Dr.Evil preferred to speak of his own latest plan, describing the tale of a gold-loving Holland Dutchman in 1972 named Johann Van Der Smut, also named Goldmember: "He lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident - hence the name Goldmember.He is struggling to search out an honest and sincere way to live his own life, without following his parents"" California lifestyle.We can get them up for you by tomorrow.We would have had them up by now, except Robbie""s had the runs, so we""ve been tryin"" not o use him too much this week.She is a notorious kept-woman - living an avaricious life of self-indulgence and frivolity (with "too many flowers, too many hats, and too many everything, but I want hem.