Charwoman: From the Russians?Janitor: No, from the French.From the Russians we capture more than hat every day.As he opens the door, spike-helmeted German soldiers in 1914 uniforms march off to war to the nationalistic sounds of martial music (played by a military band), and the sight of flags flying and cheering crowds.(He casts his speech away behind him.)But I am gonna tell you a story.It""s a funny story so get ready to laugh....Get ready to bust your sides laughin"", ""cause it""s sure a funny story.It""s about a hick.A hick like you, if you please.Yeah, like you.He grew up on the dirt roads and the gully washes of a farm.He knew what it was to get up before dawn and get feed and slop and milk before breakfast, and then set out before sunup and walk six miles to a one-room, slab-sided schoolhouse.The female owner reminded Lou before he left that the casinos were gambling""s future: "Going out of business, Lou." Navigational readings were being affected that had begun the previous evening.Tex cautioned he pilots to home in on the base""s signal for their landing.Upon their arrival in a howling wind, the group of four was greeted and brought inside the base.Scotty was introduced o Mrs.Chapman (Sally Creighton), the tall blonde wife of Dr.Chapman (John Dierkes), and again stated his main purpose: "I hope you have a good story." Chapman mentioned that there were lots of "different ideas" about the identity of the strange flying object (UFO) near the base: "There""s been quite an argument about it.A gun-fight broke out between stormtroopers and Han, who held them off while Chewbacca prepared to launch, and they successfully blasted the vessel into the sky.