In a beefcake pose, bare-chested Sullivan swings his axe in the middle of a backyard pile of wood for two elderly and lonely sisters.As Charming ordered Shrek to be killed, Artie jumped down onto the stage, ordering: "Everybody, stop!" He asked: "Who really thinks we need to settle things this way?" He persuasively convinced the villains to wish to be something else with their lives: "Just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre, or just some loser, it doesn""t mean you are one.All we ever do is see movies....You""re one of life""s great watchers...I""m not like that, I""m a doer.I want o participate.We never laugh together.When she proposed contacting his lawyer, he responded: "I don""t have a lawyer.Have him call my doctor."The recently-divorced, shy, insecure and neurotic loser Allan sat in his room, where he was counseled by the trench-coated, fantasy ghost of his film idol Humphrey Bogart (flawlessly interpreted by Jerry Lacy).Bannister takes Michael and two other sweaty, robust sailors to the nearest bar for a few drinks: a dim-witted sailor named Goldie (Gus Schilling), who fills the jukebox with coins to hear "number four," and an old war buddy of O""Hara""s named Jake (Lou Merrill).