He tells the audience:I would like to say a few words about weddings.I""ve just been through one.Not my own, my daughter""s.Someday in the far future, I may be able to remember it with tender indulgence, but not now.I always used to think that marriage was a simple affair.Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, get married, they have babies.Eventually the babies grow up, meet other babies, and they fall in love and get married, and so on and on and on.By stimulating neurons, manipulating brain waves if you will, this device makes the audience feel like they""re inside the show.Then he convinced he real landlord, young working bachelorette Connie o rent him half of her apartment: ("Well, look at me, I""m neat, like a pin.I""m your new catcher, and you just gotLesson Number One.Don""t think.It can only hurt the ball club."[Note: The bar""s back door with a broken window was now open, although no one had entered or exited.