As he rode there through a haunted forest, he was pursued by unseen, evil forces.After seeking refuge in a windmill, he crashed into a mirror, and the tiny reflections of himself in shards of shattered glass emerged.It's the only show on earth where the tickets are made of asbestos.And now inside, Tira, the girl who makes your dreams come true.Step right up, men.Tira's sauntering entrance is preceded by a red-carpet roll-out and trumpeters.On the midway on a raised catwalk, while parading past a crowd of leering men in a sexy gown, she purrs to he spectators amidst the barker's words:No wisecracks, now.He drank and was told by the Knight: "You have chosen wisely." As they prepared to leave, the Knight warned: "The Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal." Indy brought the Grail filled with water to his father to save him from his deadly gunshot wound - and he was healed...eye-shadow, mascara, lipstick, rouge...and then perfume, the spray kind.And then get this.In the middle of the Triboro Bridge - and this woman is beautiful - she changes her pantyhose!...I jump in the back seat and I whip it out and I said, you know what this is?...If she says, 'It's love,' you know, I'm gonna f--- her brains out.She goes wild, you know.And she said, 'It's the greatest single experience of my life.' And she gave me a two hundred dollar tip and her phone number in Acapulco.While the other cabbies are talking, Travis becomes lost in his own world, and then describes their dangerous work environment with "pretty rough customers" and the latest threat - a knife-wielding crazy madman who cut up another cabbie at 122nd Street:Travis: I turned on the radio, some fleet driver from Bell just got all cut up.