Dr.Evil and his artificially-created son Scott attended a group therapy session for "fathers and sons," led by therapist (Carrie Fisher), where Scott refused to follow in his father""s ""evil"" footsteps.Evil""s plan was to blackmail the royal family of Britain ("the wealthiest landowners in the world") by fabricating a story that Prince Charles had an affair outside his marriage and was forced to divorce (an event that had already occurred, making it unfeasable).However impressive it was, Dr.Evil preferred to speak of his own latest plan, describing the tale of a gold-loving Holland Dutchman in 1972 named Johann Van Der Smut, also named Goldmember: "He lost his genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident - hence the name Goldmember.He""ll have to do it in two places.First, the incubation room where the growth vials are kept.And finally, in the inoculation chamber holding the last remaining Chimera virus in three injection guns.