Not once.Don""t think l couldn""t have either.Because l could have, plenty.Plenty.Don""t laugh, Helen.l happen to be very attractive o women.This isn""t a thing one likes to tell his wife but women have been throwing themselves at me for years.Donkey joined them, claiming he was the "noble steed" that helped rescue Fiona from the Dragon.Shrek tried to cover over the fact that he lived in a swamp, and choked when the Queen said: "I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children" -- young ogre grandchildren.Now, it was falsely claimed that Captain Ramius was suffering a nervous breakdown, and just before he sailed had sent a letter, declaring his intention to fire his missiles on the US.Loomis received a distressed phone call from Dr.Koplenson (Clint Howard) at the sanitarium: "Michael""s out...It""s a f--kin"" massacre." (After being a "comatose kitty for 15 years," he emerged as a psychopathic, homicidal killer.)In a restroom at a truck stop car wash, an impatient Michael kept knocking on the toilet stall door of trucker Big Joe Grizzly (Ken Foree) as he sat on the toilet to pleasure himself while looking at explicit nude pictures in aSwankmen""s magazine.After his short visit to the hospital, Jeffrey walks moodily back along the same route.He returns to the open field near he woods where, as he goes to throw more rocks, he discovers a severed and decaying human ear (covered with crawling ants) in the tall grass.