Temporarily ""undead"" Jack had thrown his own secretly-stolen coin to Will, to deposit for him in the chest, to lift the curse and return himself to being mortal.(He casts his speech away behind him.)But I am gonna tell you a story.It""s a funny story so get ready to laugh....Get ready to bust your sides laughin"", ""cause it""s sure a funny story.It""s about a hick.A hick like you, if you please.Yeah, like you.He grew up on the dirt roads and the gully washes of a farm.He knew what it was to get up before dawn and get feed and slop and milk before breakfast, and then set out before sunup and walk six miles to a one-room, slab-sided schoolhouse.Smith explains how he strayed away when magnetically attracted toward the Capitol Dome:I don""t think I""ve ever been so thrilled in my whole life, and that Lincoln Memorial! Gee Whiz! And Mr.When Miss Healy doesn""t get in touch with him, Joe orders Leo to locate her, even if it means calling all 1,700 Healys in the phone book.