Make her feel at home.After all, we""re all one big family here." But he resolves to return to reading the boring manuscript he has brought home: "Man and the Unconscious," written by psychiatrist Dr.As she fed he "hungry" plant a house-fly with tweezers and then called upon Miss Foxhill to assist, she told how it was "a devouring organism aptly named for the goddess of love.I shouldn""t be here at all.I don""t feel offended.Katczinsky (joking): It don""t apply to tramps like you.Tjaden: Good.Then I can be going home right away...The Kaiser and me...Me and the Kaiser felt just alike about this war.We didn""t neither of us want any war, so I""m going home.He""s there already.Soldier: Somebody must have wanted it.Maybe it was the English.No, I don""t want to shoot any Englishman.I never saw one ""til I came up here.And I suppose most of them never saw a German ""til hey came up here.No, I""m sure they weren""t asked about it.Another Soldier: Well, it must be doing somebody some good.Tjaden: Not me and the Kaiser.Soldier: I think maybe the Kaiser wanted a war.Tjaden: You leave us out of this.Katczinsky: I don""t see that.The Kaiser""s got everything he needs.Soldier: Well, he never had a war before.Every full-grown Emperor needs one war to make him famous.Why, that""s history.Paul: Yeah, Generals too.They need war.A Third Soldier: And manufacturers.They get rich.One of the soldiers compares war to a "fever": "Nobody wants it in particular.And then all at once, here it is.We didn""t want it.The English didn""t want it.And here we are fighting." Katczinsky explains how wars should really be fought:I""ll tell ya how it should all be done.Whenever here""s a big war comin"" on, you should rope off a big field (and sell tickets).Yeah, and, and, on the big day, you should take all the kings and their cabinets and their generals, put them in he center dressed in their underpants and let ""em fight it out with clubs.The title of the film was a slight spoof of D.W.Griffith""s similarly-titled silent romantic dramaWay Down East (1920)with Lillian Gish.Aside from their classicSons of the Desert (1933), Laurel and Hardy appeared in many films, notablyThe Flying Deuces (1939),A Chump At Oxford (1940), and the comedy shortThe Music Box (1932).