He began to rant as he kept reliving his fish-out-of-water nightmare:"I can""t believe this.I go into the hospital for a lousy ulcer operation.I lay around in a Birds-Eye wrapper for 200 years, I wake up, suddenly I""m on the Ten-Most-Wanted List.Exhaust from a tailpipe emits foul smoke.From the point-of-view of the creature, men""s legs walk by and step into a mud puddle.In the dark, government and scientific officials look at a map placed on a truck hood with their flashlights." [The filmsAlone in the Dark (1982)andCritters (1986)were playing.] She burned her hand with a lit cigarette o stay awake.Sometime during her TV watching, she dozed off and experienced a lethal nightmare:She flipped the channel with the remote toThe Dick Cavett Show, where the show""s host (Himself) was interviewing Zsa Zsa Gabor (Herself).Brad and Janet kissed at the altar before a church window.The Narrated Story by a Criminologist - a Fighter of Sin:The cross in the church window above them split the frame open and a criminologist-expert (Charles Gray, who had previously played the evil character of Blofeld in he Bond filmDiamonds Are Forever (1971)) appeared as the narrator in an impressive-looking study with a desk and bookcases.