I write with a goose quill dipped in venom.....I""ll neither consider, endorse, or use the Wallace pen.I hate pens.If your employers wish me o publish that statement in my column, you may tell them that I shall be delighted to oblige.Reportedly, an exasperated Weiss slammed an omelette (not a grapefruit) into the face of his girlfriend.As the coach crawled across the floor, two jump ropes wrapped around each of his wrists and dragged him protesting into the shower room.She heatedly continues to discuss the Attinger case - with an exposition on unequal justice and a double standard of conduct that favors men over women:Amanda: Look! All I""m trying to say is that there are lots of things that a man can do and in society""s eyes, it""s all hunky-dory...This can arousenationalinterest.If he made a hit around here, he could do every place else in the country - and you""ll be pulling the strings, Mr.