[Note: The translation into three languages to suit the club""s cosmopolitan clientele anticipates future hostilities between the three nationalities during wartime.Riggs had resumed smoking "to take my mind off my dog-biscuit problem...Well, I been chasing more cars lately and uh, you know, when I try and lick my balls, I keep falling off the couch.As he changed his clothes, he fondly recalled his past days as an adventuresome soldier in the French Foreign Legion.A phone call to Inspector Walter Cobb (Larry Bryggman) from a vengefully-mad bomber/terrorist named "Simon" (Jeremy Irons), informed him that he was responsible for the store bombing.