He tells the audience:I would like to say a few words about weddings.I""ve just been through one.Not my own, my daughter""s.Someday in the far future, I may be able to remember it with tender indulgence, but not now.I always used to think that marriage was a simple affair.Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, get married, they have babies.Eventually the babies grow up, meet other babies, and they fall in love and get married, and so on and on and on.He coaches Mrs.Jellyman about impressing Miss Healy: "I gotta make a hit with her.I got to impress her.I got to.And you gotta help me...I want us to talk about things that will make her think hat I""m a big-leaguer." Mrs.Jellyman is excited about dining in a speakeasy.His ex-girlfriend, uncouth Maudie Triplett (Mae West) makes a memorable first entrance on the screen, with what may be considered the single greatest opening bit in any film actress""s career.He""s a rich stiff, but you could do much better") with devoted butler Alfred (Michael Gough) in attendance, and they slept together after a first awkward date.[Note: It can easily be argued that the location might also be Denton, OH.] A couple attended - a wholesome, square, strait-laced Brad Major (Barry Bostwick) (best man for clean-cut Ralph Hapschatt (Jeremy Newson) and wholesome bride Betty Munroe (Hilary Farr) - a "wonderful little cook") and his girlfriend Janet Weiss (Susan Sarandon) (maid of honor for Betty).Driving a red convertible, Malcolm and Sarah eventually lured the angry dinosaur back to the waterfront to join up with its baby, where the T-Rex adult injured Ludlow and then the baby finished him off inside the cargo hold.