Guard them with your life."Even before getting back to the cave""s entrance, Tatum described for Herbie how he had a "BIG" story.A shackled Shrek was lifted to the stage, where he was about to be killed by Charming""s sword - but he caused the audience to laugh when he contemptuously ridiculed Charming""s acting and singing: "Well, it can’t be any more painful than the lousy performance you’re giving.Later, when Jessica arrived to visit Diana, she found waitress friend Vicki (Allison Smith) scrubbing bloodstains from the rug."Plot SynopsisThe film""s credits (viewed with fluid, scripted type-lettering) play above a slowly undulating blue velvet, fabric backdrop as Angelo Badalamenti""s sensual string score floridly plays.Obviously, she is totally unqualified, but teasingly boasts: "I don""t do no typin"", but, um, I print a real good hand.