The world is full of pests.And then there""s the newspapers o handle.One must know when to seek publicity and when to avoid it." Deeds is only frustrated that he cannot find a rhyme for Budington, but he amuses himself with a limerick rhyme for Cobb:There once was a man named CobbKept Semple away from the mobCame the turn of the tideAnd Semple he diedAnd now poor Cobb is out of a job.Her father, our King, brought up this child as a boy, accustomed her ears to the sound of cannon fire, and sought to mold her spirit after his own.He predicted that her future rested in the ""land of the winds"" (where the ghostly Native Americans used to live) - a place that would likely cause her to go mad...you""ve been framed, you poor sap...Oh you decoy, you wooden-head decoy, and you let ""em.You know what you are? Well, you""re the goat.You are the sacrificial goat.You are a sap because you let ""em....He didn""t even get anything out of it.Oh, they""d have paid you to take a rap like that, but they didn""t have to pay a sap like you.Oh no.You were so full of yourself and hot air.All you wanted was a chance to stand up on your hind legs and make a speech.""My Friends.My Friends, What This State Needs is a Good Five-Cent Cigar.What this State Needs Is A...""After learning that he was used, Willie promptly proceeds o get drunk from a bottle of bourbon and then passes out.Ted (and his imaginary ""computer"") blamed it on Jimmy""s lack of sexual prowess - he accused him of being a "dead f--k" and a "lousy lay" with a "dead pecker.