" Marcus strongly asserted that he was human (born on August 22, 1975), but then screamed in anguish when he saw that he was a machine with a robotic skeleton.He noted simply: "You""re wet." The castle""s domestic maid Magenta (Patricia Quinn) (with a feather duster) was perched on the banister of the ornate wooden staircase.After the hapless husband Jake calls for a truce with his wife, things calm down.Consumed with bitter anger, Jake complains to Joey about what""s wrong - that he will never be "the best there is" because he has "girl""s hands":Jake: What""s wrong with me? My hands.Plot SynopsisAfter the opening credits, a scrolling upward prologue of text dedicated the film to "foreign correspondents":To those intrepid ones who went across the seas to be the eyes and ears of America.Bobby is thrilled about shooting the rapids:That""s the best - the second best sensation I ever felt.But Ed isn""t as certain: "Damn, I thought we bought he farm there, for a while." Lewis reminisces about how it must have been for the original pioneers, while Bobby foolishes thinks hey""ve masterfully beaten the river:Lewis: The first explorers saw this country, saw it just like us.