" In voice-over, the down and out scriptwriter describes Norma's script, her claw-like cigarette holder and her vampish appearance, while Max serves champagne and caviar:Sometimes it's interesting to see just how bad bad writing can be.The ogres hid themselves to avoid detection.Mr.Stiltskinmet with his cohort of witches, feeding them cupcakes.He first downplayed Shrek's escape, but then became enraged at them: "If he shares a kiss with Fiona by sunrise, it is the end of the world.Well, you've got a lot of nerve...What a heel! I spent four dollars to get my hair marcelled [waved], I buy me a brand new negligee, I bake him a great big pizza pie - and where were you?To be forgiven, Joe quickly fabricates a serious medical excuse - that is unconvincingly corroborated by Jerry.When his own possessed right hand threateningly grabbed his face - he was angered: "You dirty bastards! Give me back my hand!"As the gruesomely hysterical fight between Ash and his own possessed, tormenting attacking hand continued - it bashed him over the head with plates, grabbed his hair, smashed his face into the kitchen sink, punched him, and ried to beat him up in a schizophrenic frenzy.