Don""t tell me.Sally: Shel Gordon.Harry: Shel.Sheldon? No, no.You did not have great sex with Sheldon.Sally: I did too.Harry: No, you didn""t.A Sheldon can do your income taxes.If you need a root canal, Sheldon""s your man, but humpin"" and pumpin"" is not Sheldon""s strong suit.It""s the name.""Do it to me, Sheldon."" ""You""re an animal, Sheldon."" ""Ride me, big Sheldon."" It doesn""t work.Waitress: What can I get you?Sheldon: I""ll have the Number Three.Sally: I""d like the chef salad, please, with the oil and vinegar on the side.And the apple pie a la mode....But I""d like the pie heated, and I don""t want the ice cream on top.I want it on the side.And I""d like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it.If not, hen no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it""s real.If it""s out of a can, then nothing.Waitress: Not even the pie?Sally: No, just the pie.But then not heated.Curious about her relationship with Sheldon but also feigning disinterest, Harry pursues the issue further:Harry: So how come you broke up with Sheldon?Sally: How do you know we broke up?Harry: Because if you didn""t break up, you wouldn""t be with me, you""d be off with Sheldon the Wonder Schlong.When confronted alone, he protested ("Get your paws off me this instant"), and proclaimed his innocence about the cream""s toxic qualities, the cover-up, and Patience""s murder.The screenplay of the astute costume drama was written by Clements Ripley, Abem Finkel, and aspiring screenwriter/director John Huston, and was based on the play of the same name by Owen Davis, Sr.He""s from London, one of our most renowned defenders of he realm.Marian: Must I take him, your Highness?Prince: Why, you like him, don""t you?Marian: Well, he""s a Norman, of course.See attached list and available colors.Anticipating he enclosed bids will meet with your approval.And looking forward o a long and mutually prosperous association.I extend to you, in advance, my sincerest gratitude and very best regards.Oskar Schindler.Elaborate gift baskets (of liquor, cigarettes, coffee, ea, fresh fruit, and other rare luxury goods) with the accompanying letter from above - are assembled and carried by Schindler""s cadre of pretty secretaries through the factory (where novice workers struggle o learn the new craft), and strategically delivered to SS officers (the ones he had earlier been photographed with in the nightclub) o irresistibly stimulate bids and purchase contracts.