He""s small and mean and weak").In a scene that foreshadowed a future plot twist, after Ned had just arrived at Pinehaven, he rushed over to a white-dressed figure by the outdoor gazebo; he approached and offered a very forward proposition: "Hey, lady, ya wanna f--k?" Surprised, she turned slowly - revealing herself to be "Matty""s" visiting look-alike high school girlfriend Mary Ann Simpson (Kim Zimmer), who slightly resembled "Matty.Exhausted, he finally reached the Fortress, now desolate, cold, dark and silent.Needy and desperate, he called out to his father and mother in vain, wishing they could hear him in the echoing space.-Who fired the shots?John fired the wo warning shots at the feet of the Major.Then, he jumped off he back wall of the fort and fled into the nearby desert.-What happened to the bugler, where did the bodies go, and how did the fire start?After entering he fort, Digby took the bodies of the Sergeant and his brother into the fort""s barracks, to prepare for and fulfill his brother""s childhood request for a fiery "Viking""s funeral.]The film""s screenplay (credited as being written by Frances Goodrich, Albert Hackett, and Capra himself, with additional scenes by Jo Swerling) was based on "The Greatest Gift," an original short story first written on a Christmas card by Philip Van Doren Stern.Princess Fiona (voice of Cameron Diaz) was on her honeymoon after marrying Shrek (voice of Mike Myers), shown in a home video to the tune of "Accidentally in Love" by Counting Crows, as they arrived at Hansel""s Honeymoon Hideway, a gingerbread house, and he carried her over the threshold.