The Wienie King isn""t fazed: "Why, dirt""s as natural in this world as sin, disease, storms, twisters, floods, and cyclones.It was advertised with alternative titles:Forbidden Love, The Monster Show,andNature""s Mistakes.The morality play remains a ruly amazing masterpiece about an odd clique of sympathetically-portrayed, but grotesquely-deformed circus "freaks" in a traveling sideshow that took revenge on a beautiful, gold-digging, heartless high-wire trapeze artist that wronged one of the freaks.Caroline and Will had become a boyfriend-girlfriend couple.During one of heir picnics in the woods, Caesar encountered another family""s pet, a growling German shepherd.He stumbles haltingly and adds cackling commentary.) Mmm? ""Because you took advantage of a sinner.Because you took advantage...Because you took...Because you took advantage of my disadvantage."" Gee, that""s a dad-blasted durn good poem you done there.""When I stood Adam-Naked..."" Oh! Adam-Naked, you should be ashamed of yourself, Captain.""...before a Federal Law and all its stinging stars."" Tarnation, you old horned oad, that""s a mighty pretty...that""s a pretty poem.""Because you ook advantage"" - Gee, it""s getting a bit repetitious, isn""t it - ""Because"" - there""s another one - ""Because you cheated me."We trouped through depression and inflation.Part of the country""s growing pains.We froze in winter and roasted in summer.But it was a good life.It""s a lucky family that dances ogether every day.[The family dances in blackface together.] Eighteen ninety-one found our fortunes flat as a pancake.Then came a bolt from the blue.Jobs for the whole family in a play calledPeck""s Bad Boy.We opened in Brooklyn.The town was noted for its spirited audiences.Even before it had a ball team.At the Brooklyn Theater, a huge billboard reads: "OPENING TONIGHT - The Brooklyn Theatre presents THE COHANS in ""Peck""s Bad Boy"" - A Rolicking Comedy.