..Listen, you don""t know where you are.Here, everything goes backwards.People walk backwards and dance backwards and sing backwards, and even talk backwards.Constanze: That""s stupid.Mozart: Why? People fart backwards.(high-pitched, giggling laugh) Ssa-ym-ssik! Ssa-ym-ssik! [Sounded like "Say I""m sick," but was Translated: "Kiss my ass" - backwards]Constanze: Yes, you are.They became further entangled when he fell in love with the man""s fiesty, red-haired, materialistic sister (O""Hara) who refused to consummate her marriage without her dowry (350 Irish pounds in gold).Opening Framing Device:A Holy Man (or Imam) (Charles Belcher) was seated in front of a young boy.He was stirring a steaming pot next to him, and then pointed into the starry sky of the night desert to emphasize an inscription written there - with the platitude:HAPPINESS MUST BE EARNEDThis was followed by a quotation allegedly from the Koran:Praise be to Allah - the Beneficent King - The Creator of the Universe - Lord of the Three Worlds!The KoranAlso, there was a quotation from the Introduction to he Arabian Nights:Verily the works of those gone before us have become instances and examples to men of our modern day, that folk may view what admonishing chances befel other folk and may there-from take warning.Nor will my soldiers...If retreat does become necessary, I""ll send a coded radio signal.15 minutes later, you""re to range the missile at Ape City, and activate it with this button." A convoy of military jeeps with mounted weapons, trucks, motorcycles and armed mutant soldiers departed from the forbidden city, a rigorous three-day march in the heat of the desert.