" The one nicknamed ""Fat-Ass"" (Frank Medrano) is mercilessly teased by a leering Heywood: "This place ain""t so bad...back in school.I was never so lonesome in my life till he showed up...Best friend I ever had.Calloway: That sounds like a cheap novelette.Holly: Iwritecheap novelettes.Calloway: I""m afraid I""ve never heard of you.What""s your name again?Holly: Holly Martins.Calloway: No, sorry.Holly: You ever hear of ""The Lone Rider of Santa Fe""?Calloway: Can""t say as I have.Holly (with an American accent): ""Death at Double X Ranch,"" uh, ""Raunch"" (feigning an English accent)?Calloway: Nope.On the way to the airport, Gwen became stuck in heavy raffic.Her taxi driver looked out and exclaimed: "It""s Spider-Man!" Gwen smiled, exited the unmoving cab, crossed to a railing and looked out with others at a giant love note spanning the suspension cables of the nearby Brooklyn Bridge: "I LOVE YOU.As she fled up the stairs, she hacked at the murderer with her machete when he grabbed her ankle.Meanwhile, back at the Jarvis house, Tommy snooped in Rob""s backpack and found his newspaper clippings about the massacres at Crystal Lake, including the slaughter perpetrated by Jason""s mother ("Seven Camp Counselors Killed by Local Woman In Brutal Mass Murder").