" Whomever found his magic bracelet could revive him, kill him and take control of his fearsome fighters.As Edna sat knitting, a TV newscaster (voice of director Steve Miner) reported on a "grisly mass murder scene" in the quiet community of Crystal Lake - the discovery of 8 corpses ("the most brutal and heinous crime in local history").That evening in Shrek's cottage, the reclusive Shrek sat alone at his dinner table, where his solitary life was further disrupted by the intrusive arrival of Three Blind Mice, the Seven Dwarfs, the glass-covered casket of sleeping Snow White, and the Big Bad Wolf (dressed in grandma's pajamas) sitting in his bed." His one gift was Memory Charms, used to erase the memories of wizards and witches and take credit for their accomplishments.]After suggesting the means by which he should kill his wife, the words on the title card 'Couldn't she get drowned' melt and slide down the screen and disappear.