There""s a time and a place for everything.What would Professor La Touche think?" The absent-minded paleontologist is to be married to Alice the next day: "Isn""t that odd? Two such important things happening on the same day.In the film, the title character, he mischievous and roguish Ahmed, the Thief of Bagdad (Douglas Fairbanks, Sr), stole a magic rope used to scale walls and rob people, including the royal family in the Palace of the Caliph (Brandon Hurst) in Bagdad.I can""t think of a time when I didn""t know his name! I was still playing childish games when he was playing music for kings and emperors.He exploded open the pod""s entry door to emerge underwater, ripped off his helmet, swam to the surface, and tore off his flight suit.Uh, to us, hose goody-good people who worked s--tty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day and worried about their bills were dead.