Top cast:Paul Panzer,Florence Lawrence,John G. Adolfi
Director:Adam Eriksen
Genre:Western
Region:Egypt
Year:2010
Storyline:The credits (obscured by the background action) played over a sequence of a series of mishaps (Rube Goldberg-style) occurring on Metropolis' city streets: a voluptuous office assistant (later identified as Lorelei Ambrosia) in a low-cut white/pink polka-dot dress walked by - oblivious to her effect upon others as she set other events in motion: an errant roller skater lost her balance and propelled a hot-dog wagon into a row of three phone booths that fell like dominoes, wind-up penguin toys from a Penguin Vendor (Henry Woolf) waddled off in different directions, a seeing-eye dog ran after another dog - leaving its Blind Man master (Graham Stark) staggering into the street and grabbing the handle of a line-painting machine, a Man in a Cap (Gordon Rollings) fell into an open ditch, a Century Savings Bank robbery criminal (Peter Wear) fled the scene, a wayward policeman's bullet struck a tire on a passing car on Third Avenue and sent it into a hydrant on the curb, where the car's interior filled with water - threatening to drown the Man Trapped in Car (Roy Alon).However, once the Engine was destroyed in the Indian Ocean and the gravitational beam was severed, the military forces were able to penetrate further.He then shows him an envelope [a "letter from an unknown woman"] - un-noticed and forgotten in the rush, but placed and served on a silver tray - it came during the night.However, he had been fired almost a dozen times from previous publications:Tatum: Mr.Boot, I'm a $250-a-week newspaperman.I can be had for $50.Boot: Why are you so good to me?Tatum: I know newspapers backward, forward and sideways.I can write 'em, edit 'em, print 'em, wrap 'em and sell 'em.Boot: Don't need anybody right now.Tatum (without pausing):I can handle big news and little news.And if there's no news, I'll go out and bite a dog.Make it $45.Boot: What makes you so cheap?Tatum: A fair question, considering I've been op man wherever I've worked.