Wanted posters in the forest pictured himandogress Fiona.He ran back to his swamp home and found that it didn""t exist.He shouted out: "All right, Rumpel.This wasn""t part of the deal." A band of flying witches attacked, throwing an apple-tear gas bomb, pumpkin bombs, and capturing him with skull-shaped clamps and chains.All we ever do is see movies....You""re one of life""s great watchers...I""m not like that, I""m a doer.I want o participate.We never laugh together.When she proposed contacting his lawyer, he responded: "I don""t have a lawyer.Have him call my doctor."The recently-divorced, shy, insecure and neurotic loser Allan sat in his room, where he was counseled by the trench-coated, fantasy ghost of his film idol Humphrey Bogart (flawlessly interpreted by Jerry Lacy).Ted (and his imaginary ""computer"") blamed it on Jimmy""s lack of sexual prowess - he accused him of being a "dead f--k" and a "lousy lay" with a "dead pecker." Looking down upon his sarcophagus was the statue of the Egyptian god Anubis, the jackal-headed god of death.