..and a hundred times I have toId him you are asleep, but he will not believe me." Lermontov agreed to invite Craster in during breakfast.Craster described how he had written a "silly letter" to Lermontov and wanted it back before it was read, but Lermontov claimed it was already too late.In a memorable sequence, he stealthily trudges from his home to secretly meet and conspire with his tempting mistress on he edge of the misty, moonlit marshes.There was a momentary glitch when the louvered windows on the rooftop""s atrium wouldn""t open, and then Ethan had only about 20 seconds to retract the cable back into the helicopter to avoid detection.Tim Miller, 108 minutesFilm Plot SummaryThe opening credits sequence, during a tracking shot over a freeze-frame of a highly-magnified car-crash (the film""s first major set-piece), spoofed superhero films, with bogus credited items (written from the title character""s perspective) such as:Some Douchebag""s FilmStarring God""s Perfect IdiotA Hot ChickA British VillainThe Comic ReliefA Moody TeenA CGI CharacterA Gratuitous CameoProduced By AsshatsWritten By The Real Heroes HereDirected By An Overpaid ToolIn the opening scene, costumed Deadpool/Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) rode in the back of a NYC cab.